- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How do you make a car? You build it.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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