Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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