mmm i love marble bumhole

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Hellen keller

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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A man walks up to his boss and asks "Do you want to hear a funny joke?". His boss replied,"Yes". Before the man could finish his joke, his boss had a heart attack and died instantly. The next day, when he's in his car with his wife, he asks "You want to hear a joke?", the wife replied "Sure,". before the man could finish his joke, a car hit them and the wife died but the man happened to survive. The next day, he sat on a bench mourning, his friend walked up to him and asked, "Why are you sad?". the man answered, "Every time I try and tell a joke someone dies!", his friend said, "That's not true, just tell me the joke." "Ok" "Two Pigeons walk into a-". Before he can finish his joke his friends is kidnapped and killed. Sadly, the man walks to a ledge, jumps off and commits suicide. The End

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Robin, get in the car!

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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matt is fat

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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