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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What? Yes.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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