Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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You idiot.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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