What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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