What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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irish man drinking john smiths

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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