Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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Jebron Lames.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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