What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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Cripples are lame.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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