Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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Racial Equality

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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andrew wagner

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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Neronism is based on the belief that respect and love for one self and ones opinions, combined with respect and love for the opinions of those which follow the same concepts, is the right thing to do. Now behold what religion has done, it spreads fear and poverty, demands the submission of free will and belief in oneself, which again leads to pedophilia, abuse and discrimination of women, abuse and hate, which breeds life to wars agony, suffering poverty and disease in the name of what defines love these days for some "might exist and be jealous and cruel God which loves you so much, that he gives you the option behind serving him or endless suffering..." Not to mention, this fear of eternal torment, being passed on for generation to generation, creating endless wars since the dawn of mankind. Know that we do consider outsiders inferior, but we do not hate you, we pity you, we will not make you suffer, as you due to your path, suffer enough already. Now ask yourself, if we are what you could say those that represent anti-religion, as we go on knowing this, we can not only do better than religion... ...But the hell if we can do worse! Moral: "We will not walk with pride into the light, we will not go into war against those we disagree with, instead we walk in the dark with humility and listen to our hearts and the one of others in order to find our definition of love and kindness... ...Otherwise Neronism would just be yet another fucking religion, and there is enough of that in this world already. If you listen then you know who I am in spirit, if not then you might have learned something new.

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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