- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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