Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

how do you save a black man ... u don't

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Caramel Boing.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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