- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

The Morman Religion.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

A fish swims up your penis...

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

5 people are walking

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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