- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Hi.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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