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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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