- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

What's your blood type? Red.

Then none of us want to be right.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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