Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

A fat guy!

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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