- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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