- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

What's red and has wheels? A red car

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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