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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Hitler and Jews become friends.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Penis

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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