- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

How did the black person die? Of old age

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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