Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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