I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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