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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Have you ever heard of a goose?

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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