- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

John lazzaro likes dick

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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