- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

salad days!

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Chris is hairy

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

There once was this guy and he fell down

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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