Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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aodhan hearty

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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