A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Everybody will die

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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