- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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