Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

what is orange? an orange

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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