Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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