- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Your gay

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What stops a train? A missile

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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