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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

John lazzaro likes dick

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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