- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

dyslexics of the world untie!

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

What's big and long? My dick.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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