- Anti Joke

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Women's rights.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

here's a joke... the american education society

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

i wonder who made this website? a human

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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