- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

What did the old man say? Im old

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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