What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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