What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Equal rights!

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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