- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

What's red, blue & green all over?

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

I <3 Hitler

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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