- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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