what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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