- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

A whole 'nother.

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What? Huh?

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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