- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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