- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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