In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

A drunk guy walks into a car

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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