- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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