Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Tony Romo

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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