- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

Knock Knock. Doors open

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Poop

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Lets Go Lakers!

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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