- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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