- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Who is John Galt?

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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