- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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