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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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