- Anti Joke

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

I have a really funny joke.

A blind man walks into a library.

Knock knock. Get out!!

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.