Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

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Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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Hot Lady: What do you do for a living? Guy: Phosphorus, Oxygen, and Radon. Hot Lady: So you are a chemist? Guy: Think again! Think about Acronyms... Hot Lady: OPRa, so Opera correct? Guy: (Obviously talking to a Blonde) P, O, Rn Hot Lady: So, you are a chemistry teacher! Guy: (Sighs to himself thinking how PORn relates to chemistry. Which it does in biochemistry, but he does not know that).

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Hellen keller

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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