What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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How High is a Chinese man

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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