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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

I once did something.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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