What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

A bar walks into a man

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

So a baby seal walks into a club.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Anti Joke

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