- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

"Knock knock" Come in!

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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