Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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Neither have I

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Anti Joke

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