- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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