A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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