Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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