- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

antonis sister is mighty fine

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

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