- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

cory

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Jordan is pregant

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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