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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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