- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

96

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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