Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Justin Bieber.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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