- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Michael Brown

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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