- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How about that airline food?

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

roses are red violets are blue

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

So, same time tomorrow then?

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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