- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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