A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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im gay

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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Praise Paisley

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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