Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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Why shouldn't I go out today? Well I haven't done any work today. Actually no. It's not that. I'd have to ask my guardian Sally to bring out the wheelchair, and well, I'm afraid of her. She beats me. My hobbies are playing football, watching Loose Women and looking at pictures of Gary Barlow on Google Images.

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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hey guys im gay

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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