What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Your mums a potato

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "A door to door salesman. Are you unsatisfied with the way your dish soap handles your plates? Then I have the product for you!" "I'm not interested in your product, but thank you anyway." "No problem. On an off note, how did you hear me? I didn't speak very loudly when I said knock knock, and I didn't even bother to knock on the door or ring the doorbell." "I have really good hearing." "Oh, okay. And for future reference, maybe you should open the door when talking to a visitor. Then body language gets established and the conversation flows more nicely that way." "That's some good advice, and I'll take it. Thanks, salesman." "You're welcome. On to the next house."

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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God wrote this joke.................................

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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