What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

What ryhmes with turtle rape

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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