- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Wanna hear a joke? no

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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