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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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