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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Wait! hundred billions!

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

one stop shop

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

roses are red violets are blue

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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