What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

what's up? my penis.

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

wanna hear a joke? yes

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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