What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Do you know the muffin man? No

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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