A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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Balls

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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