- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Your Mom

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

I asked her where you were.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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