- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What comes after 23? 24.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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