- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

A guy at a baseball game....

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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