- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Anthony sucks

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Your mom.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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