- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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