What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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