Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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