- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

that wall over there ->

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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