Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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