What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Where's my baby??

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

What is green and slow Grass.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Your girlfriend.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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