- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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