- Anti Joke

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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