- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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