- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

the midget went to the midget store

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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