- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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