- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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