What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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hi

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Badabing.

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And you honored it I see :P

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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ecks! why zee?

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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