I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Badabing.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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