A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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