- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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