- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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