- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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