human centipede

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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kushagra tyagi

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sorry got to poo

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"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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