- Anti Joke

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Poop

Jebron Lames.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

I used to know what alzheimers was

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

I'm so full I could stop eating.