I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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