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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Whats cold and frozen? ice

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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