- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A pope meets another one

what's worse then a blowjob?

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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