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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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