- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Sex

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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