- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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