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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

whats black and strange a paki

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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