An man walks to a bra

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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Jews

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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butt sex

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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