- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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