A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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