Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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