- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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