An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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