What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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Stephen Hawking

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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Everyone is different, but there are two of me, therefore I am unique. I have 72 different personalities, which all think, act and behave the same, all have my same name, but its still different to have such a thing eh? No I am not asking, I just added that weird little lightbulb symbol after "eh". People buy my book, its full of this nonsense... Its named "Are you left winged, or wrong winged" The book that has nothing to do with politics, and everything to do with politicians non existent sexlife! (seriously I had a book signing today... It was weird, people like stood in line twenty Signatures... AND PEOPLE ARE ALL GOING "HEY ARE YOU THAT GUY FROM HORSEHEAD?" Nero -WHO THE FUCK! IS THAT GUY ON HORSEHEAD?

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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Anti Joke

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