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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"