- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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