Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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