POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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What's 1+1? 69.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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