What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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