- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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