- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

YOU

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

knock knock come in

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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