- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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