- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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