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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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