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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's