dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

men's rights activists

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

I'm gay.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Anti Joke

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