The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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