Feminism

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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world society

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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