Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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