Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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