- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

nothing

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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