- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Screw it you write the joke.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

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