Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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