- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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