the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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Your adopted.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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